Brutal honesty.
Career glow-up.
Upload your resume. Get roasted. Then get the exact fixes that make your next application hit different.
[ Your first roast is free. No fake compliments included. ]
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This resume is drier than a post-gym protein bar.
Roast incoming
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Savage
The roast says what your group chat was thinking.
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Helpful
Every jab comes with an actionable fix.
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Shareable
Post the redacted card, not your personal data.
How it works
Your resume gets the truth it deserves.
The roast first.
We take aim at the generic claims, lost impact, and confusing formatting making recruiters work too hard.
The vague bullet that says absolutely nothing
The headline that buries your actual value
The formatting choice fighting for its life
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Upload the version you actually use
PDF or DOCX. No starting from scratch, no corporate intake maze.
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Read the roast and the receipts
Get memorable feedback plus clear notes on what to change and why.
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Fix it yourself or go serious
Use the free guidance, share a redacted roast card, or choose a Serious Rewrite when you want the polish done for you.
“Apparently my summary has the personality of a loading screen.”
Share without oversharing
The screenshot is the flex. Your personal details are not.
Roastfolio turns the funny part into a redacted share card, so you can post the damage without putting your phone number, email, or full resume on blast.
Your resume is used to generate feedback. Share cards are designed to spotlight the roast, not your sensitive details.
The Serious Rewrite
When the joke lands, make the resume land too.
The Serious Rewrite turns your roast into an ATS-conscious resume with sharper positioning, stronger bullets, and less “responsible for.”
Roast and rewriteWhat gets serious
One-time rewrite
- A clearer professional summary
- Stronger experience bullets
- Skills positioned for actual roles
- ATS-conscious language and final checklist
Before the roast
Questions before the emotional damage?
You can take it
Better to hear it here than from recruiter silence.
Get the free roast, fix what is holding you back, and send your next application with a stronger story.
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